#someone understand that reference please

[cordycepsbian]

⬆️Joe Moss

[waterghostype]

volume cw (i tried lowering it but jic. also loud swearing)

[stupidvillainousposts]

Fidds: Stanford, I love yer brother, but sometimes it feels like his brain goes haywire when import'nt dates come up.

Ford: Meaning?

~Flashback~

Stan: Wait, it's your birthday?

Fidds, wearing a birthday hat: Yes, Stanley.

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Stan, wearing a birthday hat: Wait, it's my birthday?

Ford: YES, Stanley!

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Stan: Wait, our vow renewal was today?

Fidds: YES!!!!

Stan: Huh. So... are we still married?

Fidds: WHAT DO YOU- Yes, Stanley. We're still married.

Stan: Good, good... wanna have sex?

Fidds: AGH!

[codgod]

i will honestly never understand the urge to reclaim the r slur like . it’s got the fucking ooze on it why would you want to even touch that

[daggerfall]

Annoying pet peeve of endgame is how many people misspell Zenas' Empowering Disc (I can tolerate Zenas but I will not stand for people calling it Zena), but only partly for the typo reason.

The real reason is they don't even know who Morian Zenas is. Like hey that's my niche lore character whose only appearance for years was in lore books and, of all things, the crafting motif books from the base game that also tell an insane story about a love triangle between him and Divayth Fyr of all people competing for the attentions of a woman, until Fyr trapped Zenas in a apocrypha to get rid of the competition.

Put some RESPECT to his name! And his disc!

[mindless-maisie]

natasha bedingfield if she was a hypnotist: no more resistance, release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin…

[crowskullls]

Zam wants to be ♠️ with Minute SOOOOO bad. And Minute has no idea why. He’s so confused by it. Reluctant and honestly pretty tame Kismesissitude

[batmanfruitloops]

If Scarebeast is made up of several kinds of animals, how long does he sleep? During the day or through the night? Sorry if you've already spoken on this

Scarebeast sleeps for

3

Serious answer, he becomes entirely nocturnal. At first, he'd sleep from sunrise to sundown, but the longer he's in this form the more lethargic he gets. So he spends more and more time sleeping as time goes on.

-Fluffy

[ratatatastic]

"Local kid makes good. Matthew Tkachuk, Stanley Cup Champion. So how does that sound? Stanley Cup Champion?" "I think it sounds better and better each time I'm hearin' it. It's been—I think—almost 2 months, I don't even know? Time has been flyin' but it just—each day is more and more incredible thinkin' about it." "So you're here to throw out the first pitch with Jayson Tatum, you're both Chaminade proud, like, you knew each other back then, you were friends in high school, and you're still friends—tell me about that relationship." "Yeah, it's been really incredible watching him—I think we both started out in the league very similar years. I might've been a year before when he was at College but it's been absolutely incredible to follow along his journey, and his career. I still keep in touch every now and then. I know we've played Boston the last few playoffs and he's been to a few of the playoff games for me. I went to one of his playoff games last year when we were in Boston. So really, really cool just to watch him, it was really cool to see him play in person. I'm excited to see him, and throw out that pitch with him today."

los angeles dodgers @ st louis cardinals pregame | 8.18.24 (x)

"When you guys were younger—both obviously stand-out athletes—did you ever imagine you would be a Stanley Cup Champion one day? And he would win a NBA Championship with the Celtics? Did that ever cross your minds?" "No, I mean, he was way better at his sport than I was at my sport when we were that young... I think I had a pretty good idea that he was gonna be a star basketball player. I guess you don't really think about Championships at that time of your life. You always dream about it but do you really think its gonna happen? And for us to do it, you know, within a week or however long apart from each other, it just—what a great time for all of our friends and family, and people that are just supporting us in St. Louis. I feel like St. Louis with not having teams to—you know, in their city to root for, I feel like they really kind-of hopped on and rooted for us and the Celtics. That made us, especially being from here, made us feel really special." "City was behind ya, one hundred percent! Let's talk about the final. You guys were up three-zip, it goes to a Game 7. What's that like?" "It's not supposed to be easy! I feel like it wouldn't have made sense or worked if it, you know—wasn't that scenario. It was always gonna be a long series. For us to win the first 3 and then lose the next 3—I mean, that wasn't ideal but at the end of the day we were comin' back to our incredible fans in Florida for a Game 7 Stanley Cup Final. What an incredible environment! That is a dream game! You always talk about the Game 7s when you're younger, and those are the moments you dream of, and I got to live out a dream this year." "What was it like sharing it with your pop? You know in the postgame coverage, I see your dad all over the place, your brother, your sister, your mom—what was it like sharing it with them?" "It was amazin'! Just handin' the Cup to my dad on the ice afterwards was super special there—the moment where he was actually in the locker room after the game when, you know, friends and family were startin' to come down, and I got to hand it to him, we got to beer-shower him, he got to lift it up in front of all my teammates, they were all goin' nuts for him too! Because they know that he played such a long time, and unfortunately wasn't able to win one in his playing career but I think he would've, you know, traded that all and done it exactly the way it happened for one of his boys to win it. It was such a family—It was such an incredible time for our whole family and I'm so lucky to have such great support from them." "Fun to watch too! Last thing before we let you go. You look good in the Cardinals red, Cardinals cap—there was a time where your dad, Big Walt, liked the Red Sox... please tell me you're a Cardinal fan..." "I am a Cardinal fan! Yeah, that time is—I was a big David Ortiz fan so when he was on the team like he was...him and Albert [Pujols] were my two favourites so it's actually pretty cool I got to hang out with Albert over summer in a golf tournament—the ACC tournament out in Lake Tahoe. He was one of my sports heroes! Yeah, I've been a Cardinals fan ever since I can remember with Albert." "Congratulations on getting the Cup, thanks for the chat!" "Yep, thank you!"

[mallorycreates]

"You see, I've forgotten If they're green or they're blue"

Enjoy the Moulin Rouge, BG3 Brainrot 🩸

[they-are-ineffable]

Metatron: *Exists*

Crowley: Satan, I want to fucking murder you...

[cent-scratchnsniff]

i was rereading the story dialog for the sephirah while ago (upper layer so far considering i have a doc to contain all of my ramblings and thoughts once looking it over and getting actual lines to be able to know exactly what was said to base my feelings off of rather than the pure unfiltered pain or i suppose somewhat shock at first and those garbled memories of what happened) and after reading tiphereth's and then going to netzach's again it's just.

imagine you have to see what is deemed your other half, the person keeping you sane, your only companion you actually love and like, your literal ‘twin’ have to get crushed but some bum that never does his job and can easily be seen as 'not meeting standards' does get the same treatment at all when your own brother had been destroyed for less like spiraling into some dangerous stains of thoughts (thought be fair he did end up not as respondent and at that point already had what i'll inadequately describe as 'memory leakage' . But from the general idea of the side of tiphereth). he'll be more better than that drug addict ever will be in her eyes, someone who can't even do a report on time and even then is half assed to where at that point they'd just do it themself in the first place. he'll be way better, someone who is quite literally her family. yet why is her brother the only one that needs to suffer through that constant degradation of the soul? the constant wiping of the self? the memories made and lost? why the hell is someone that should deserve it in her eyes, someone so unmotivated and lazy, someone who she deems as a person not able to do a single thing right, not having that happen to them? why is it the person she loves so dearly, so close to her that she wishes would've stayed instead of some now hollow husk and imitation of imprinted memories when that hasn't happened to Any One Else? why does she have to go through all of that, having to see someone that she used to know and adore turn into a hollow husk and imitation of what once was - having to feel as if shes already looking at a walking corpse with memories shoved inside - just for someone like Netzach to not end up crushed to pieces.

[stupidvillainousposts]

Old-Man, Post-Weirdmageddon, Post-Stan-Mind-Wipe Fiddlestan but: Stan's Not Fiddleford’s Boyfriend!

Fidds: Hey there, Stanley! How's yer day goin'-

Stan, blushing heavily: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Fidds, holding flowers: Stanley! Guess what I-

Stan, hiding behind Ford: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Stan: *Walks Past Fidds*

Fidds: *Sighs Happily*

Stan, in the distance: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Stan, at the farmer's market with Ford: Hmm... what am I in the mood for?

Ford, as a fishing line/hook lowers behind Stan: Fish????

Stan: No, more of a- *Gets Reeled Up Past the Stand and Up to Fidds* AGH! DEMON!

Fidds: Oh, Stanley! You're so silly!

Stanley: I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!

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Stan as he, Ford, and Fidds float towards a waterfall: Y'know, since we're about to die, I have to say something important. You're not really the two people I wanted to die with.

Ford: Ditto.

Fidds, to Stan: Actually, I imagined the two o' us bein' buried t'gether in a hidden tomb.

Stan: ...If we somehow make it out of this alive, you and me need to have a serious conversation.

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Stan, walking by Fidds: Oh, hey there Cowboy!

Fidds: *Gasps Gleefully* Stanley?! You never acknowledge me with such happiness!

Stan: I know! Normally I look at you with fear and reciprocation I don't want to acknowledge, but today I feel so different! I've discovered the secret to Constant Youth!

Fidds: ...

Also Fidds: You're such a silly goose, Stanley.

Ford, appearing out of nowhere: I'm a silly goose too!

[mieczy-stiles]

need dylan o'brien in a true horror please mike flanagan if you're listening @flanaganfilm

[viperfizz]

xaragaard… if you see this, please save us… i don’t even see our lesbian flag anymore… this is redstonia… this is our land… please xaragaard, please, please, i hope you have a plan… xaragaard please save us, save us from the yuri… y’all, i’m bouta have a panic attack… this is our rarepair, this is awful. xaragaard please save us, please…

[lucky-clover-gazette]

fuck it. going to the zoo tomorrow